Is He Dead Yet Democratic Donkey Political Satire Unisex short sleeve T-shirt

Some thoughts are inside thoughts.
This one escaped.

The “Is He Dead Yet?” Donkey T-Shirt pairs sharp humor with expressive illustration for people who cope with chaos through sarcasm. Featuring an irascible blue donkey and a question that says what many are thinking (but maybe not saying out loud), this design is built for bold personalities and dark humor fans.

Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to start conversations — or end them.

✔ Unisex fit
✔ Lightweight, breathable cotton
✔ High-quality print that lasts
✔ Perfect for sarcasm lovers and politically exhausted humans

Elevate your workouts with the Under ArmourⓇ athletic t-shirt. Its light, quick-drying fabric makes it a must for running, hiking, or hitting the gym.

• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 7.41 oz./yd.² (251.24 g/m²)
• Unisex sizing, relaxed fit
• Split hem
• Heatseal Under ArmourⓇ logo

SIZE GUIDE:

All measurements in inches.

S: Width 18 | Length 28

M: Width 20 | Length 29

L: Width 22 | Length 30

XL: Width 24 | Length 31

2XL: Width 26 | Length 32

3XL: Width 28 | Length 33

Width = chest width (measured flat)

Length = top of shoulder to hem